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May. 7th, 2006

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possibly the dirtiest ad ever?

chupa chups, the pleasure of sucking

*dies laughing*

May. 3rd, 2006

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wrestling with mongolian barbeque

oh holy crap someone get me out of this office or i'm going to go reheheaaaally crazy insane.

you know gary v lady?  i abbreviated her name to gvl for easier referencing.  liz says, "kung sa wrestling may jbl, sa work mo may gvl"

then it hit me.  onga noh?!  then it's the dude who says ahkshoelee, who's saying it.  then ahkshoelee... shoelee... shooli.

"diba may show noon na may mr. shooli?"

mongolian barbeque.

"kamtutinkopit, just put mr shooli's hat on ahkshoelee dude, plus the beard/'tasche and just make his eyes chinkier, he'd look like mr. shooli."

"maputi na ba? di na kelangan ng sangkatutak na powder?"

"di na masyado, mejo maputi na siya e"

"yung beer belly?"

"meron din! =))"

"sakto!"

holy crap, i've accidentally co-created a new tv show at work.

the details of this deranged work of boredom to come soon.

note to self: flabs logo, malaking B tanggalin yung linya. yes.

May. 2nd, 2006

Hamster lovin'

may sowf cow pee na ba kayo?

comedy gold right there folks.
may malambot na weewee ng baka na ba kayo?
eherm (soft copy)

ps: "my" stapler's been ostracized. it has not got any staple wire. but twats around here keep using it. twats. i will use all your paper, fooools!

Apr. 30th, 2006

Hamster lovin'

today i&

- checked my mail
- read useless news articles
- entered a room "full" of people lunching, who didn't seem to want to give up space.  people lunching includes receptionist lady who hates me.  (i think everyone hates me, but there you go. hohohoh)
- deleted my text messages (still not done)
- ym-ed with liz and mobs
- found out mobs is a building down
- wasted time on this lj excel thinger
- meron :p
- read about microsoft exchange server
- forgot my lj password yet again
- felt sleepy again
- wore me broken shoe still
- am still thinking of something productive and work-related to do
- had a convo about x-men
- said that my favourite x-man is cyclops, cos he shoots those cool laser beam things from his eyes.  i could not be any more lame (or blonde) in justifying my choice. XP
- will brush my teeth in a while.

Apr. 25th, 2006

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Posted using excel_to_lj &

hmm... im beginning to think that i shouldve taken the accenture gig instead.  dont get me wrong, this ones pretty cool, im learning a lot about information security, but thats just it.  im just learning.  im not really contributing much to the organization.  im tempted to ask for a programming job, cos thats what everyone else seems to be doing, but i think that that would defeat the purpose.

not really a deleted entry.  just thinking out loud.  didnt want to use me other account.  i be hella bored.  is it 530pm yet?

May. 14th, 2005

Hamster lovin'

that guy on the bachelorette is gay. i can feel it.

I know it's wrong to wish ill upon someone else, but for the life of me, I hope those Glazers die horrible deaths and go to heaven. Why heaven? Cos they'll be there with those self-righteous fucktwits. And I don't want them in hell, I'll be there, and I don't want that.

While I'm at it, I'd also want horrible deaths for those twats at the RIAA and the MPAA. Get on with the times you capitalist pigs.

Damn you all. Damn you! *shakes fist*

May. 13th, 2005

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rage

I had written an extensive entry of rage, but somehow, my dying!computer has figured out a way to annoy me yet again.

Do not say Friday the thirteenth if you do not want to be met with... *thundering modulated voice* The Sarcastic K! Glare of Dooooom! ™

Since the heat's right about drained my energy, I have bottled up my rage in a single word.

Asdfghjklmnopqrstuvwtfandz!

Yes, that isn't a word. The rage has warped it. You see. It is quite frightening.

I'm going to sleep, to try and let this rage subside. Might even have wonderful dreams about being so angry at someone, (to the degree of Mobin's hate for JJ, sorry Babs. Haha) and letting go of all that rage through the dream.

But before, and maybe during the dream, I will plot evilly for the demise of... *clears throat*

G'night world.

May. 7th, 2005

Hamster lovin'

(no subject)

So I've uninstalled FIFA 2005. It makes me feel so sad. Parting is such sweet sorrow, dear FIFA 2005, but I find that I no longer play you. Records show I last played some time in December, but while it is not near November, I must be practical. You occupy a glut of disk space, precious disk space I am running out of, so for now... Adieu my friend. You have served me well.

^ what the fuck was that? a eulogy to my fifa 2005? dear god i've turned into a nerdy sap. man. ooh, i've never used the 'puter without wearing my glasses before. this is funny, you should see me, my face is almost glued to the screen, i'm thisclose to the screen.

my children will be blind. they will bump into walls when bullies steal their glasses. poor children.

hahaha ^ crazy talk. why the heck am i talking about children?

my teeth feel like they're being pulled out of me gums. evil elastics. i have won over you by removing you. but i have only won the battle, you are winning the war. the war of straightening my teeth out. paaaaaiiiiiiinnnn...

why must there be pain? must accept pain for it to go away... can't. too. much. pain.

yay random post.

May. 2nd, 2005

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(no subject)

this is my bored entry of doom. fear it.

i'm typing this entry from my mum's mobile. she'll freak out when she sees the bill for this one. she'll be annoyed with me, but i'll be able to spin it , and just smile. hah. i am teh ev0l.

i miss my qwerty keypad mobiles.

it stinks here. gad. awful.

i have developed a somewhat irrational fear of people at malls. my brain screams "ah goddammit don't touch me! aaaaah!" every time someone approaches me. people have no respect for the unspoken "3 feet of personal space" rule. eejits.

i am blinder. crap. got my eyes checked, and the grade's just gone up even more. mehn. not sure which is which, but my new glasses'll be 475/450. shoulda been 500/475 too if it didn't make me walk like a drunken foo.

oh yes, congratulations are in order for teh chelsea. let it be known i want that championship shirt.

and the united reserves and youth team deserve congratulations too.

and of course, the united first team for finally scoring away from home.

right, so my poor thumbs are hurting now.

i'll just go study for tomorrow's fil test. ta.

ps: ang ineeeeet! =(

Apr. 26th, 2005

Hamster lovin'

ineeeeeeet!

Bloody awful weather. Humid and hot. Disgusting and sticky. Ick.

I seem to have misplaced the paper where I wrote a chunk of dialogue for my obra maestra/first foray into the unknown. Oh the sadness. Tried rewriting a bit earlier, but with the weather being like this, it's hard to get into the writing mood.

Speaking of writing, the lib doesn't have a lot of resources for the paper I'm about to write for Fil. Man. Does anyone *eyes S4* have any other samples of poems from the precolonial to the Spanish postcolonial era that isn't in the book?

And speaking of Pinoy, have to meet with groupmates, but only two of them are online at the moment. Ohgads.

Wanted to Pinoy music spam the flist, but remembered I'm burning videos I downloaded over the weekend. The music I want to spam's still in the CDs, so I guess it'll hafta wait for a while.

Cable in my room's wonky. I can't watch One Tree Hill. Woe.

Apr. 23rd, 2005

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randomness, k-style. (in bastardized pinoy tagalog)

shets. ang init.

di pa umuuwi nanay ko. kararating niya lang.

ginawa niya akong driver kanina, muntik ako makabundol ng tao. sayang. hahaha.

pupunta dapat akong lib kanina para simulan yung pinoy paper, kaso tinamad ako.

nanood lang ako ng grey's anatomy, the oc tska south park buong hapon.

hat. hat. so hat. totally hat. so not hat. dats hat. dats not hot. the n word is not hot. totally. like, you guys, paris isn't racist y'know. cos like racism, dats so not hat. totally.

you veeetch. gettaouttahere.

ang init.

Apr. 20th, 2005

Hamster lovin'

Pope Benedict XVI

Hmm... So they chose Ratzinger.

Tune in folks, real life Catholic Church drama about to unfold right before our very eyes.

To be edited. Hafta get ready for school. Ugh.

Apr. 17th, 2005

Hamster lovin'

confession

I have a confession to make. I like the new Power Rangers (Ninja Storm). There. I said it.

Hard to believe, since a lot of entries ago, I was making fun of the damn show. Oh, I haven't gone 180 about it though, I still make fun of it, but I now find myself waiting for it to come on.

So why the change of heart? The Power Rangers are cute. Gaaah. Even their "Zordon," is so cute. It's a damned hamster. 'Course, it's not Zordon anymore. And the hamster (Sensei Watanabe) has a son. A cute son. Who's also a Power Ranger. Maaaan.

Ok, I most recently found out Sensei Watanabe isn't a hamster. He's a guinea pig. Duuude.

This is both embarrassing and amusing. I am a very disturbed being. My Joe Penguin icon looks at me and says in a Mr. Burns voice, "excellent! You will aid us in our great escape!" I won't even bother trying to save face anymore.

Heeey, half-English half-Italian movie on TV...

I might have ADHD. Send help. <-- this is not me saving face.

Apr. 5th, 2005

Hamster lovin'

weeeeee

i'm a bit buzzed right now, had a couple of glasses of chocolate mudshake, not sure what kind it is, but tis alcoholic nonetheless. also had a glass of baileys and a bit of vodka. weee. am having to take extra attention at what i'm typing so as to make sense. why am i even typing here. oh yes, i'm checking my downloads. my computer's almost run out of hd space and prompted me. it cut my snl download. but i deleted sims 2 and all is good now. snl is downloading fine, i need to download 6 more episodes of the oc to complete season 2. i am happy.

i'm wondering, if i were typing, aside from the occassional misspellings of words and such (but i'm paying extra attention so i won't mistype anything), how could you tell that a person typing has had one too many drinks and is making a half-buzzed post?

one tree hill will be on in a few minutes and dinner will be served too. what to do what to do? one tree hill or dinner? i think one tree hill. lush.

with my luck, this non-drunken but alcohol-filled me will mean that i won't be able to sleep and will be very much hyperactive. be ready to crash and burn tomorrow!

i saw the spongebob movie earlier, couple of mates came over and we had that long-overdue drink. they bought spongebob movie. yes. fun. must watch again.

and hey, i drove to and fro home without feeling nervous or whatnot, i just think the car needs a major tune up. wait, no, i need a new car. peugeot 206 please. thanks.

lalalala. new weebl and bob is up, happy. snl at 91%, the oc at 76%. joy. will now continue to convert the oc episodes to vcd format then back up .avi files. joy.

will delete non-drunken but most certainly intoxicated rambling when i've expelled the alcohol from my body. not in a throwing up kind of way but in a pee-ing way. or not. lalalalalala

eta 09.00pm: buzz has worn off dammit. off to go find more to drink for more buzz, weeeeee.

Aug. 28th, 2004

Hamster lovin'

Still here

Though I forgot why I wanted to post in the first place. Madness. Stupid modem. If it hadn't gone nuts on me, I might've had a decent entry in here.

Oh and got Chris Eagles of Man United as my userpic. Woo, Chris Eagles! Noticed something about him though. He's got a pretty long neck and vaguely resembles Chris Carraba. Hmm...

Jun. 8th, 2004

Hamster lovin'

Separation Anxiety

No sarcasm this time folks. I'm deadly serious here.

Now, my mum and my dad just got into another row (disagreement, fight, whatever) and they're actually seriously contemplating getting separated cos this just always happens. And what's troubling is, I think I'll have to make the decision if they would actually get separated. How fucked up is that? See, they said they wouldn't mind staying together if I wanted them too, but I don't know, the environment's just too toxic (and fucked up) if they do stay together. If they do separate, I don't even want to start thinking what's going to happen.

This sucks.

Jun. 6th, 2004

Hamster lovin'

Hello World!

public class HelloWorld
{
   public static void main( String args[] )
   {
     System.out.println( "Hello World!" );
   }
}
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